Shop in the Name of War

Missile Dick Chicks: Shop in the Name of War (2007)

(to the tune of the Supremes' hit "Stop in the Name of Love") Shop in the name of war! You need a whole lot more. Don't think it over! Think of it as your civic duty! Our SUVs need that oil booty. Without the taxes on your consumer billions Uncle Sam can't afford to bomb civilians. So don't fear, grab your credit card and stay calm! That brand-new car will buy a lot of napalm. Don't think it over! / Don't think it over! Shop in the name of war! / You need a whole lot more. Shop in the name of war! / You need a whole lot more. Don't think it over! / Don't think it over! Wars 'R' Us is open for business, We'll send Iraq a nice bomb for Christmas. True, our school systems have to beg and barter, But at least our bombs are getting smarter. Let's kick some ass for Texaco and BP! A little carnage never hurt nobody. Don't think it over! / Don't think it over! Shop in the name of war! / You need a whole lot more. Shop in the name of war! / You need a whole lot more. Don't think it over! / Don't think it over! The bad economy demands a new scapegoat. That's why Iraq must become our client state, so The world will be safe for Macy's, Saks & Target To whip it out and penetrate their market. Shop in the name of war! / You need a whole lot more. Shop in the name of war! / You need a whole lot more. Don't think it over! / Don't think it over! / Don't think it over!