George W. Told the Nation


2008 Philadelphia
Folk Festival
Aug. 7, 2007
Music Clip
2.86 MB
160 Kbps


I got a letter from old George W.,
It said, "Son, I hate to trouble ya,
But this war o' mine is going bad.
It's time for me to roll those dice.
I know, you've already been there twice,
But I am sending you back to Baghdad."

George W. told the nation:
"This is not an escalation,
This is just a surge toward victory.
Just to win my little war
I'm sending 20,000 more
To help me save Iraq from Iraqis."

And so I made it to Iraq
In time for one more sneak attack
And to my old battalion I was sent.
We drive around in our Humvees,
Listenin' to the Black-Eyed Peas
And speaking fondly of the President.

George W. told the nation...

Celebrities all come to see us,
Grateful, they don't have to be us,
Politicians play their best face card.
Where is Bubba? Where's our leader?
Where's our favorite lip reader?
AWOL from the Texas National Guard.

George W. told the nation...

If you're hunkered in Fallujah,
Wonderin', who it was, who screwed ya,
Wonderin', what became of “Shock and Awe!”,
You are feelin' semi-certain,   By now you're more, than certain,
It has to do with Halliburton:
Dick Cheney's, why you drew that fatal straw.

George W. told the nation...